Resumes, Craigslist Ads and Other Online Shenanigans




The following resumes were created on Monster.com just for fun. I have, however, received many job offers based on these resumes. I am either highly qualified for a career in telephone sales, or they aren’t even paying any attention. Based on conversations I have had with ‘interested employers’ via phone and e-mail, I would guess it is the latter. Enjoy!

Devils Expert

Meta Resume

Professional Advanced Mimicry Solutions

Ready Or Not, Here I Am

History In The Making




 

Below are some ads that I have posted on Craigslist over the years. While most of them went unnoticed, a few of them actually offered responses and offers. I will let your imagination do the rest.




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2 Replies to “Resumes, Craigslist Ads and Other Online Shenanigans”

  1. Funny stuff, you need to make TV shows, or at least some decent YouTube productions with each ad as the core of the each shows plot. I volunteer for the off camera cursing, sarcastic, anti conscience voice.

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