Interview- Oz

Interview with Oz Wright June 9-12, 2014

If your worldview were a religion, what classic cartoon character would best represent it as a figurehead, and why?

I suppose this isn’t the easiest question to answer, if I truly consider the implications of it. What is my worldview, anyway? And if it were a religion, what would that religion be like? I didn’t really seriously consider too many classic cartoon characters to be the figurehead for my worldview religion. 

I decided to choose Wile E. Coyote as the figurehead, mascot, and spiritual leader of my personal worldview / religion. I believe Mr. Coyote fits the criterion of being a classic cartoon character, which could be subject to interpretation. I could not think of any other characters which would be able to personify the same qualities as Wile E. I wanted a figurehead who would lead by example, and although I strongly advise against attempting most of the stunts we have seen this particular critter try in his ever vigilant quest to capture the ever-elusive road runner. There are several admirable qualities about the Coyote that we can learn from. I realize that he is supposed to be a villain, but one man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter, and I sympathize with the coyote. Although caught up in the modern world of science, technology, and consumerism, he has not lost the essence of who he is. He chases the road runner in his own mail-order, Rube Goldberg nightmare. After repeated failure he doesn’t get depressed and whine about his sad lot in life, no sir! He orders a pair of rocket-powered roller skates and a flame-thrower and goes back out to face his demons. It doesn’t matter how many cliffs he falls off of, or how many boulders fall on his head, he shall not be deterred. Use failure as a learning experience, as a stepping stone to achieving your goals. Some see him as the “bad guy”, because he wants to eat the road runner. I find no blame in this, as the coyote is a predator. He is hungry. He is engaged in a daily struggle to survive in a harsh world, and he is simply following his natural instinct as a coyote, in outlandish and hilarious ways. There is something very Zen-like in this pursuit.f He exists in the moment. What happened in the past does not matter at this particular time to the coyote. He is involved in existing, in being, in doing what comes naturally to him, in the moment. He is hungry, but no road runner can satiate this hunger, because the point of the journey is the journey. The coyote is hungry for the hunt, for the struggle, and I feel that this is an important lesson to learn. Wile E. Coyote also knows how to keep his mouth shut. He has the ability to speak, he did in the first shorts he appeared in. He has a fine speaking voice, talks like Frazier Crane or something. Either way, at some point he either took a vow of silence or ran out of stuff to say, and that’s cool with me. If the Coyote knows, he ain’t saying. He’s not going to narc you out, or call the police because you were playing the drums too loud. No time for that, he has a road runner to catch. I want someone to lead my religion who does things, rather than just says things. As long as you don’t follow him off the side of a cliff, it is hard to be misled by someone who doesn’t speak. He has no hidden agenda, he is up front about who he is. His motives are not obscure. Those are the main reasons that I would want Wile E. Coyote as my spiritual figurehead. There is much that can be learned from the way he acts, and what he does. The Coyote just IS, man.

What character or mascot from a children’s cereal would best represent the other side of your worldview, the darkness? Which breakfast marketing cartoon best represents the maligned aspects of an existence in which Wile E Coyote can be seen as a triumphant spiritual lesson?

Cap’n Crunch. That’s who I gotta go with. This wasn’t an easy pick. It was down to the wire on several cereal mascots. But the so called “Cap’n”, aka Horatio Magellan Crunch, is just a creepy old guy impersonating a naval officer. His primary purpose seems to be to go around making kids happy by giving them cereal. But I feel it is all much more nefarious. First of all, that shit really ain’t good for kids! I don’t think it has the most sugar, but it got enough, I know that much. So this weird old dude is lurking around your children, and “crunchatizing” the hell out of everything, which basically means giving out a higher risk of diabetes to kids. I’m pretty libertarian, so I don’t care what kinda dope you wanna push, just don’t be pushing it on the kids, man. And what the hell? You going to trust a man who dresses like that? I don’t have children, but I sure wouldn’t want a guy like that around any children. Promising happiness through sugar and consumerism. Cereal only buys temporary happiness. And you pay for it in the long run. Actually, you pay for it in the short term too- you seen the prices on that stuff? I can buy shwag cheaper than that. It’s a twisted marketing scheme, to try to use children as tools. I trust that guy about as much as I trust the government, and that is not much. And I can’t really think of any endearing qualities or positive attributes about the Cap’n. He seems pretty fake to me.

Good and evil are extremes of a rather wide swath of grey area. Most of us fit much closer to the middle. In literature the idea of an ‘everyman’ is widely used. What literary character do you think best fits the average experience, outcomes and temperament of the average human being?

 I suppose Tom Joad from “The Grapes of Wrath”. Granted, his experience isn’t exactly like everyone, most of you haven’t been to prison, or been through the adverse circumstances that he has. But an “average” human experience, to me, seems like an unusual concept, as all humans individually experience things radically different from everyone else. But Tom Joad is a very human character. He can be good, bad, or somewhere in the grey area. Really he just wants a decent opportunity to live and survive, and he cares about his family. And he goes through hell trying to attain that. To me, the guy seems pretty “normal”, whatever that means. I really am not well versed in literature, I mostly read non-fiction, so I have a limited set of familiar characters from whom to choose. I still feel, however, that Tom Joad would accurately reflect my concept of “everyman”. He mostly just sees what he feels is right and does that. He is willing to break the law in the name of morality and justice, as he sees it. I think many people are. It’s truly hard to represent the average character for everyone. I guess he is average to me.

Thanks Oz! Some nutrition for cognition for our readers to nosh upon.

Interview- Michael B.

Interview with Michael Bertolf June 10/11, 2014

Human individuals have come to tend more and more towards specialized knowledge due to economic paradigms. While this specialization has afforded us a high degree of knowledge in many areas it has also robbed us of the basic skills which make us independent. What are three skills most Americans once had but have now lost which we should relearn and why?

1) The skill/ability to do basic repairs/fixes around the home, 2) the skill/ability to make the basic things of life (clothing and food) and 3) the skill/ability to entertain oneself and others. It was hard to choose three as I think the commonality is self-reliance. These skills allow one to accomplish meaningful things that bring values of accomplishment, assisting others, and providing sustenance to oneself and others. They also square firmly (imo) to Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. They all give, at the base safety. As these skills develop into an unconscious competence they allow one to develop intimacy with others, increase self esteem, and allow a level of self actualization. They also allow us to learn what levels of things can we do, and where do we need to seek assistance, either in learning a new sub skill set, or some thing that requires another (or more) set of hands. They allow us to be independent, but also allow us to work with others. I can build a chicken coop by myself, but I doubt I could build a barn by myself. Even though both require the same base skill. The sad part is that many, if not most of the things in our homes are designed in such a way that they cannot be repaired, but must be replaced.

How about the role of art? As we further specialize art becomes an external phenomena to be consumed by those outside of its specialization. This is in stark contrast to only a short time ago when art was a part of our every day lives. Through communal crafting, making music in our homes for our own entertainment and the oral story telling traditions; we were once artistically independent. How do you think that the human condition has been affected by the bifurcation of art as process and art as substance?

I prefer to use the word art to encompass, not just esthetic art, but other activities that require skill and mastery(unconscious competency). Given that premise, I see the role of art as one that allows us to define and express who we are. This defining and expression is not just on an individual level, but also at the group level. The bifurcation of process and substance (and I agree that this bifurcation exists) has had a negative effect on our condition. First it has allowed a dissociation from very traditional art to the more modern definition that art is merely the esthetic “art”. One thing that has done is that now the creation of “art” is reserved only for those special people who make esthetic art. It’s separated us from our ability to express and define ourselves individually and given that to a small elite group, who may not, and quite often do not, have similar life experiences. It has also commodified art, making it a consumer product, rather than a shared experience. Instead of expressing and defining ourselves, now we have others defining who we are. It’s caused us to look to others to tell us who we are, rather than looking inward and defining ourselves.

The commodification of all things is the most disturbing outcome of industrial society. In my worldview I see ‘evil’ as being ‘mindless consumption’ and ‘good’ as ‘awareness and free will’. If you had to pick two forces, attitudes or paradigms to represent universal ‘good’ and ‘evil’ what would they be?

Evil would be the thought that children are property to use and abuse as the person wishes. Childhood sexual, physical, and mental abuse causes life long damage that many people never recover from at all, and a lot continue to deal with throughout their entire lives. 

Good would be self awareness. Which involves (to me) a critical knowledge of yourself, the ability to, at least attempt to, see the world through another’s lenses, have a sense of self responsibility, a good balance of justice v. mercy and a capability to examine the world in a questioning, and accepting manner.

Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me, Mike. These interviews have many purposes including perspective gathering and sharing, which makes this a successful interview.


Interview- Lance

Interview with Lance Delvin Becker July 9, 2014


Assume we are descended from a hybrid of ancient primates and alien visitors. What would be the purpose of such an experiment and what would be the most awkward thing about having sex with an alien?


First off, we did; try reading the fucking Bible. Second, that’s the folly of human existence; we need to find purpose in everything and assume we have the capacity to perceive all purposes. The purpose could range from anywhere between an accident, to a 2nd grade science experiment, to entertainment, or malicious reason or any number of other alternatives. The absolute fact is there are no absolutes we can comprehend today and no truths either so fuck it, let’s party while we’re here and while we’re white. Sex with aliens? I’m for it so long as they’re sexy, humanoid, lady aliens and not clownoid, but I’d have to respectfully decline seeing as how I’m about to indulge in the holy sacrament of matrimony here in the next month. Sorry sexy, humanoid, lady aliens but I’ve already found an alien I fancy.



I read the bible once and I got a real bad case of the locusts. You ever try consummating your matrimony with a plague of locusts? And you think anal is noisy!

What is some advice your current self would like to give yourself on your five year anniversary?



I’ve not tried that. How many stars would you give it on amazon?


Most of them. At least some. Probably a lot.


I’d tell myself to tell me future self to tell his future self to put off having kids for another 5 years. Also, stop skipping leg day.


At the beginning of 2013 the world had just reached the 7 billion mark. We have almost already reached the 7.25 mark. That is 1/29th of the worlds population in just a year and a half. That is some serious bananas. If it were an absolute necessity, how would you choose to reduce populations in a short time span?


I would issue sex robots to all individuals between the ages of 10 and 100 instantly/permanently stunting the growth rate. Next, the sex robots would probably become Nazi sex robots and kill the Jews.


You should probably do that anyway. I am sure you could find some cyborg experiment volunteers in Palestine. Maybe take out the Confuscists, too.

Thanks for playing, Lance. Keep your shirts folded.


Shirts without sleeves are easy to fold.


You gotta know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em, know how to walk when the killings done.


If K-Rog was right about anything it was either that or tity-fucking Dolly Parton.



Interview- Carolyn

Interview with Carolyn Silvernail November 2012


I was born the eldest grandchild on both sides of the family as well as being the oldest sibling in my family. Looking back on that I can see how profoundly this shaped me in many ways. How do you think being and older sibling shaped you into the person you are today?



Well, I think being the oldest child is both a good and bad thing. I definitely think I’m more confident and sure of myself because of it. And I also tend to ‘look out’ for those who need looking out for, like I had to do with my sister growing up. I also hate when I see older kids picking on younger kids and I think that’s the ‘big sister’ in me reacting. But I also have a tendency to playfully tease people in my family (husband, sister) as well. Jason calls this ‘big sistering’. 😀 But this could be because I can be more of a kid than an adult at times. But yeah, I have no problem telling people what to do and at times I can come across as bossy, and I think that’s partly due to my birth order.



I think that I resented having a younger sibling at first and may have acted out on this by being vengeful to ease my own hurt at being knocked out of the top spot. With my brother I think that I can tell how this may have impacted him in many ways. Do you think that this is something that happens with all children and how do you suppose it effects younger siblings?



Yeah, I think that’s totally common. I resented having a younger sibling as well. I especially hated that she cried all night and kept me up. 😀 And of course we had EPIC fights growing up. I do think it affects younger siblings. Not being one, I would only be speculating, but I wonder if, as adults, they are drawn to people who have an older sibling mentality. Jason (my husband) and I are both older siblings, and we definitely relate in that way. Also, I still think of Amy as my ‘little’ sister. Of course I recognize that she has knowledge and insight into things that I don’t, but I have a tendency to default to the ‘older is wiser’ mentality.



In our culture age in general is a much greater focus than in others. We set all kinds of arbitrary age limits that fail to view people as individuals or the sum of their experiences and actions. It seems to me that by doing so we have extended the age of childhood far past its evolutionary function. Can you see any of the effects of extending the culturally applied label of youth in modern society?



I think there is a difference between biological and intellectual maturity. Of course biologically, we can begin reproducing at a relatively young age. And this makes sense in evolutionary terms. But Intellectually, our frontal lobe doesn’t fully develop until we reach our early to mid 20s. So decision making, critical thinking skills, social responses, etc, are at a disadvantage. With this in mind, I can absolutely understand treating young 20-somethings as ‘almost adults’. This doesn’t mean I support the infantilization (is that a word?), of our youth. I think lots of kids are raised thinking: -‘you’re a star!-, -you can do anything!-, -the world owes you success!- and it does nothing but cripple them. We see this a lot in the military for example. Kids coming in and absolutely falling apart at the first negative obstacle they encounter. In fact, the Army has ‘resiliency’ programs to deal with just these problems. And I do think these problems result from parents (and probably schools) shielding their children from adult responsibilities.



Thank you, ma’am. Have a shpadoinkle day!



Interview- David

Interview with David Metcalf November 2012


Explain how pantheism informs your own ideas about politics, art and science. Are there central pantheistic concepts you hold which make your other principles consistent with pantheism and one another? What are they and how?



Pantheism guides my beliefs about the world, certainly. But the chief component that guides my regard for Pantheism is the multiverse.


The first cause argument does not support any concept of religion, for me. But it does support the argument for Pantheism. I believe that there was once a singularity in the moment before the first manifestation of the universe. At this moment, before the first Big Bang, the only thing that could exist was the concept. Metaphysical truths that are not bound to matter were all that existed. Saying that these essential concepts/truths were “God” is simply a semantic choice.


I still am working on deciphering any truth that could exist outside the existence of matter itself, but I believe that these truths may yet exist. This informs my belief in Pantheism that a higher form is bound into the stuff of the universe. Chaim Potok’s _The Chosen_ begins with the line: God is everything that he is, and is also everything that he _is not_. I find this a good description of Pantheism: God is bound into the fabric of the cosmos, but yet also represents that which _is not_ the cosmos.


Although the first Big Bang event (of which there may be thousands or perhaps nearly infinite) may have destroyed this singularity in the process (Pandeism), I suspect that some greater process still exists in the multiverse.


I believe the multiverse is what allows for Free Will, such as it is. I believe that, in Life, the universe finds its meaning. Consciousness is the vehicle with which the cosmos understands itself. All life is valuable because it animates the inorganic matter of the universe. Humans ought to place themselves as no more or less valuable than any other life-form, and certainly as merely equal to those we share our planet with. Life ought to be valued simply because it is rare. As Einstein said, humans will not know peace until they extend their circle of compassion to all living things.


To me, politics as they exist today are entirely too narrow. They gravitate towards a Judeo-Christian beliefs in humans as entitled to exploit the planet. Genesis commands mankind to view nature as his possession. Man is to exploit nature to his own will with absolute disregard for the consequences to other life forms. This is what makes Christianity abhorrent, its total disregard for our fellow creatures: our presumption of superiority over other life-forms of the planet. Christianity also informs society’s basic presumptions about the ideology of progress. This notion of progress ought to be weighed against our cultural achievements, which are still primitive if we cannot transcend geopolitical divisions and recognize the necessity to unite to preserve our existence as a species.


As a writer, I view myself as on the journey to describe the clearest truths as I know them. The multiverse will find some version of myself that accomplishes this task. I only seek to edify others through my writing and leave something greater than myself behind in my work. I would rather make my mark on human thought than live purely for my own self-interest. I desire to help unravel the grip of selfishness and ignorance on humankind. Hopefully, I will one day be able to publish something that can have the same impact on society that Rachel Carson achieved with _Silent Spring_. Her example demonstrates that books can change the world, and I feel that my writing is the greatest talent I possess with which to attempt to create a better world for others.


As for science, science is best tempered with wisdom and an open-mind. Science attempts to describe reality with something approaching our best theories about it. It will change with time, but should be appreciated as a facet of knowledge that balances mere intuition about the universe. Science informs us to have healthy skepticism for our own beliefs, but not to let those beliefs become dogma. Science should not create its own dogma, but should be incorporated into the basic position of doubt about ultimate truth and reality.



I will add an addendum that my answer to the “art” part of the question was handled as my possible contribution to art in my writing. Evaluating others’ art is similar to my standards for myself: the ability to advance the knowledge/and wisdom of humankind through its expression.



What are some examples of art that you feel express your abstract connection to pantheism in a few different mediums?



In literature, works like _A Wrinkle in Time_ and _The Dark Tower_ series deal with abstract concepts of the universe like space, the multiverse, an inter-connectivity. The idea that everything is intimately bound up in everything else (described by quantum entanglement) is a weighty concept that some popular fiction deals with. Since I feel that Pantheism is almost inseparable from the multiverse concept, any story that integrates multiverse reality is also associated with Pantheism for me. _Sliders_ is an excellent example of a TV show which is based almost exclusively on the multiverse. _Déjà vu_ with Denzel Washington brilliantly incorporates splintering reality on film. _The Last Question_ by Isaac Asimov is an excellent short that deals with a single iteration of a universe populated with humans. It would be an excellent short story for anyone interested in the concept of the singularity before the first expression of the universe.


Fractal art also has an aspect of multiverse/universe perspectives in it. The fractal concept is becoming a popular way of understanding how the micro to macro scale unfold as we enlarge our perspective from the atom to the cell to the body to the solar system and cosmos. Because the concept of space is both infinitely small and perhaps infinitely large, the fractal concept is a way of understanding the transition from small to large scale in the universe.


Outside of film and literature, I’m at a loss to think of abstract art that integrates Pantheism as a concept. _Old Souls_ by Tom Schroeder is an excellent example of non-fiction literature that attempts to scientifically deal with evidence for life after death in the form of reincarnation. If humans can be said to have the spark of consciousness within them, it may be argued that this consciousness is derived from a greater whole of the universe. The defense of such a belief involves pantheism, and reincarnation fits into this system adequately. Reincarnation also refutes the idea of some eternal punishment such as Hell (perhaps the most barbaric concept from Christianity). _Old Souls_ is a must-read for anyone interested in challenging their own beliefs about how life and consciousness work.


Life itself is a kind of art. Choosing a path for yourself involves the elimination of various possibilities into a single path. As all possible realities exist in the multiverse, our task is to walk the road in which we find the greatest meaning and purpose to our lives. Achievement of a personally chosen goal is not necessarily probable, but if it is possible then the path to it can be accomplished through enough effort and sacrifice. The multiverse accounts for all possibilities. It is intimately bound to free-will and philosophy, as all of a person’s possible choices are bound to all of everyone else’s possible choices in an endless field of possibilities. I sometimes wonder about the choices that bind me in the universe populated by other human beings who make their own choices. I speculate that even in having a conversation with another person, there may be parts of us that will find existence in realities other than my own.



Consider then the Ax Paradox which goes something like this- Is an ax that has had all of it’s parts replaced at different moments over time still the same ax? If an individual is constantly splintering off into an infinite of possibilities is there really any basis for individuality to exist? What then is our experience relative to the whole?



This is also known as the used car paradox, where the mechanic eventually replaces every part of his car, but then builds a replica car with all the original parts, and thus has two cars where once he only had one.


Let’s focus on how this relates to splintering reality on individual consciousness. I do believe individuality still exists in a splintering reality, because the splintering parallel universes are merely the mechanism by which intelligent beings are presented with the choice of which reality to occupy. Life essentially becomes a kind of hologram where all possible choices and the choices of others become integrated into the possible realities.


The idea that I may be on a path to several sister universes occupied by the various choices I impacts my decision making process. But in the common sense view, it does not always matter. The choice to complete my papers for grad school is a sensible one, although it helps to be aware that I could blow them off, and thus makes writing them feel more like a choice instead something being forced upon me. Working menial jobs has been viewed the same way, I may have a limited choice in whether to go to work, but the fact that I could simply accept the consequences of not earning money (perhaps becoming a freegan and changing my relationship to comfort), at least makes it seem more like a choice.


Is someone still an individual despite the endless copies of himself in nearly infinite parallel realities? Yes. There is something meaningful in whichever probable universe one finds oneself in. Each reality represents a series of choices and the blind happenstance that shape our lives. Awareness of parallel realities allows someone to acknowledge that any goal is achievable if they accept the effort that it takes to realize that goal. If it is at all possible for me to write an entertaining and insightful non-fiction work that someone will publish, then I choose to create that reality by accepting the tasks necessary to achieve this. It will probably require a period of poverty, a struggle to make ends meet before I publish, and not being complacent to use my free time entirely as I wish, but if I accept these things, then maybe I will shape my own reality enough to end up in that possible universe through volition. Awareness of your options broadens your volition.


My fractured consciousness over sister universes may be deeply bound into the experience of consciousness itself. Somewhere–perhaps distant, perhaps not–there may be versions of myself very similar to my present circumstances. And there are probably infinitely more copies of myself that are completely different, or even non-existent. All of this is merely the mechanism of the cosmos which enables full choice at any given moment. It’s been compared to a kind of video game which can understand any action you may perform in the game world. Life will react to any choice or action that you may take. But the higher level of being is _creating_ the life that you wish to experience through awareness instead of simply _reacting_ to life.


No one can tell you who you are. You must decide that yourself. Publilius Syrus said that “It matters not what you are thought to be, only what you _are_.”


I may depend on my friendships and family for my social well-being, but I know that my identity is entirely mine to choose. I see that the meaning of life is to choose the self that you find most meaningful. This also means choosing your path in a world which wants you to conform to its own dogmas. You always have a choice in the matter. You simply come to terms with the consequences of exacting your choice in the face of an unfriendly world.



Thank you sir, have a shpadoinkle day!


Interview- Trey

Interview with Trey Webb November 2012

As a fanboy of technology, yet someone not unaware of it’s possible dangers to humanity, what do you think is the most important thing we should be actively doing to prevent a technological-based catastrophe that we are not already doing, how and why?



I may not be the best “Fan Boy” per-say, as my television is CRT, my PCs are salvaged and I do not spend money on the latest gadgets. I do find amusement in manipulating it and I find it quite amazing the more it is unlocked.


The biggest risk I see is that it is becoming an extension of our natural intelligence. I am seeing people in general actually absorbing knowledge less and less, and becoming more reliant of technology. How many people remember addresses or phone numbers anymore? How many kids nowadays graduate high school and can count change in their head? Industry is a huge culprit, a massive enough solar flare in today’s age would cause food disruptions, energy disruptions and general wide spread panic. That same flare 50 years ago, not so much. That is how exponentially fast technology progresses and ingrains its selves into our daily lives.


The two biggest things I think people should consider: 1) Learn things before using the shortcuts, like basic math and memorization. Keep your mind sharp. 2) Design vital infrastructure with known cosmic events in mind.


The newer generation that is up and coming, born with a smart phone in their hand and the power of Google at their fingertips their whole life, may have a very hard time functioning without them. They may be in for a rude awakening with the right sequence of events.



So you do not believe there should be a moral approach or something ingrained in our values? You think an individual approach combined with emergency planning is enough to safeguard us against all possible problems that could arise?



Its not that I do not think that, but I think that is probably futile at this point. The wheel is in motion, technology will make us or break us. As a species we are drawn to the light of luminescent screens much like insects. It is quite possibly just the evolution of becoming a highly advanced species. The obsessiveness could be a phase, or maybe not. I can simply go into speculation land and try to guess what will happen.. If anything, I hope we innovate our way out of our current finite resource “sink” Technology creates efficiency, but what is it we are actually making efficient? The efficient extraction and consumption of resources that we have no way of guaranteeing long term viability.


With that being said, in a century or two we might once again be cavemen, or we might be a highly advanced techno-communist society, such as depicted by Gene Roddenberry. Unlocking the power to reassemble molecules, on top of unlocking potentially unlimited energy resources should make the market system defunked.



In that transaction some very important aspects of humanity as we understand them would have to be lost. What do you think that technology will wrestle from our humanity that you personally think will be the biggest lost, or you would be saddest to see go even though you are sure it will of necessity?



Trey Webb I think that question can be a double edged sword. People are loosing touch with nature due to technology since industrialization. People are loosing touch with family because the entertainment value of technology takes too much of their time. What really is entertainment? Its the passing of hours out of your life that you will never get back. So much technology these days with “personal devices” absorbs a single person from their world.. Where as early technology like television, brought families together in the same room for mutual enjoyment. Person-ability is being lost.. I imagine a lot of high school parties nowadays may just be kids sitting in a room texting each other being silly. Gathering up the courage to walk up to that girl you had a crush on and ask her to the dance, is a lost rite.. Now you simply have to type a message and hit send.. These are traditional values and what we get in trade may be greater.. It all depends if we were meant to live a single life span as a species in tune with the natural primitive world and having great satisfaction in that, then bleeping out of existence.. Or perhaps we are meant to chase the fountain of youth and become a universal omnipotent force..



As cheesy as it may be, the Movie “Surrogates” is a great example for what may be in store.. The loss of person-ability is the saddest loss to me, to answer your question.. Its not a loss to future generations who never had it to begin with. They may not choose their leaders on looks and speeches.. but words and ideas.



Do you think technology will be a greater asset or detriment to evolution of our conscious and the forms it takes? Could it make ours obsolete or will it push it to the next level? What do YOU think?



I think the process of life is constant evolution, so I think ultimately if we make it through the development phase safely it will be an asset, as it allows for utopia with machines as the necessary Morlocks. I think at that point it will push our consciousness to the next level, perhaps the other 66% of our brains are simply waiting for this moment. This is my own personal prediction and thoughts.



You think evolution occurs in the brain (hardware) rather than in the more abstract mind (software)? Does this put limits on our potential? If we do have a spiritual or metaphysical component of existence, could machinery also gain this from developing first a material based consciousness?



My gut tells me that our minds are fully developed, the evolution of the “hardware” processing capabilities of our brains may bring the mind into plainer view.. I don’t think it limits our potential, but to put it in simpler geek terms.. The operating system of the future has higher hardware prerequisites than our brain is able to handle.. so we are stuck in single threaded, single core, low RAM environments.. Evolution or innovation will allow us to reach our full potential!



In conclusion, what do you see as our best option- To integrate our biology with technology or to compete against technology in order to evolve?



I don’t have an opinion on that one as far as what I think is best. I say play the hand we are dealt, let the natural order as it exists decide including the market and hope for the best. You loose an arm? Buy an arm.. Cybernetics make it mainstream and benefits you in the current moment, time to get retrofitted.. Go with the flow is all we can do. That is evolution.



Thank you for the enlightening romp through speculation of our future, Trey. Have a rockalicious night!


Interview- Cassie (& Trey)

Interview with Cassie Webb October 2012


I never take ‘conspiracy theories’ with total disbelief, but I do always distrust the government because this seems like a more rational skepticism. What are some conspiracy theories that you find absolutely unbelievable and some things you absolutely believe that the government says?


Cassie- Some of the conspiracy theories I DO NOT believe is all the crazy reptilian alien/ dimensional being hype that’s spewed by David Ike and his followers. I believe little of what the government says, except as time goes on the government is “going hot” and admitting to more and more of the BS they are pulling over on US Citizens, They feel they have conditioned us enough that it’s time they can openly talk about some of these issues that have up till now been deemed as “conspiracy theories”. I will try to explain what I believe is really going on- We are under a New World Order take over, so many things going on from the weather (bio-engineering) to the wars and economy (political/social engineering) is all a part of the puzzle being put in place by those who support the NWO. The NWO is ran by a select few aka the Illuminati, mainly members of the Builderberg Group, People with “Elite Bloodlines” and the Elite Wealthy…such as the Rothchilds, Corporations and the super Elite and foundations such as The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, and Monsanto are all in bed together doing their part to bring all the puzzle pieces together. The ultimate goal is population reduction and turning the last of the population into slaves to the NWO. I will explain into further detail–


Cassie- Monsanto is a bio-engineering corporation creating genetically modified organisms, everything from corn to soy, all mainline crops. They can be bio-engineered to be drought resistant, resistant to soils with bad PH levels, ect. They are also terminator seeds, meaning you plant the seeds, the plant grows, and any seeds made by that crop are sterile, leading to having to buy more seeds from Monsanto. They are also contagious through pollination, if the GMO crops are too close to Non GMO crops, Through cross pollination the GMO crops will take over the non GMO and turn those plants into terminator plants as well. THIS IS WHERE CHEM TRAILS COME IN. Chem trails are a type of Bio-engineering containing aluminum dioxide, barium, lead, and other heavy metals. After sprayed into the air, in about 3-6 hours the particles fall down onto us, into our air we’re breathing, onto the crops we’re eating, and into our water supplies. These heavy metal particles get into the soil and change the PH level to the point only Montanto seeds will flourish when grown in the soil. It’s my belief and other’s belief that Monsanto is IN PART responsible for the Chem Trailing. The chem trails are also a handy tool in “Soft kill” meaning a slow kill, for population reduction, Aluminum and heavy metals get into humans and store in areas of the brain causing everything from Autism to Alzheimers.


Cassie- To get into social and political engineering, Our economy is purposely being stomped into the ground for the purpose of complete economic collapse…Why would this benefit any of these NWO people?? Once the economic collapse happens, People will be broke and hungry, looting will happen, it will be chaos…People will demand the “GOVERNMENT AND MILITARY DOES SOMETHING TO HELP!” That’s where the FEMA Camp facilities come in, this is where Posse Comitatus comes in, this is where NDAA comes in. All these people needing help will be shipped into these FEMA Camps, all others will be forceably rounded up/shot by the military (posse comitatus), and once all these people are in the FEMA camps, through NDAA they can all be kept there as prisioners indefinately…doing labor work or whatever they are told to do, for slave wages or no wages. VIOLA! Instant slaves! This is why Veterans and “Preppers” are considered terror threats, and our troops are currently being trained on why these people are bad and how to take them out. The Preppers will not need Fema/government help, which pisses them off, they want everyone put in the camps, and the Veterans will fight on the side of the citizens and not the government. This also ties into Agenda 21… Once the population is put into these Fema Camps / Living Facilities, it will turn into “People Zones” and “Nature Zones”… Just like on the movie the “Hunger Games”…. Agenda 21 is all about population control and keeping populaton centers confined, earth and environment over human life


What would be the ultimate goal of these conspirators, then?
Enter Trey, Cassie’s husband. He is unaware that he has just interrupted an interview but I decided to keep his dialogue intact.


Trey- I believe conspiracies like Rogue elements of CIA or State Dept. Fundraising for blackops on the black market. They can plan assanations and do experiments. I think the CIA also uses talk radio lik we Alex Jones for mind control experiments. I believe they were involved in Jonestown too.. See the corellation?? Jim Jones amd Alex Jones are related and have thousands of people ready to move to South America to avoid the boogieman. Mind control.experimentation is what I believe in, call me crazy..


Cassie- Population reduction = easy control of the remainder of the population = ultimate goal is total control. Only thing these people like more than money is control


Cassie- See, Trey thinks I’m a nut, and anytime I start talking about it all he brings up Alex Jones…. lol…..


Trey- This is your discussion! I was putting in my two sense. I do believe.what I said, not a joke. Ive been reading into this stuff since before it was cool. I kind of dislike.Alex because he had a good thing going and turned sensational.. Whatever anyone believes, just do real independent research based on fact, never put too much faith into talking heads, “articles” or statistical studies.


Cassie- We’re being forced into a police state, into total technocratic tyrannical governance. With so many constitutional rights being stomped on, with things going on like the TSA and all the illegal things they’re doing like groping people, it’s all being done to condition the public, and it will all keep getting more ridiculous slowly over time until the general population thinks it’s just business as usual. Same thing happened during the holocaust. The jews were conditioned to the point they would willingly dig their own trench, all line up, and get shot. Digging their own graves without a fight or even protest. They were conditioned to that point. Same thing is happening now.


Cassie- Ever heard of the Georgia Guidestones / American Stone Henge?? A lot of people believe members of the NWO Leadership had those put there, as the NWO new 10 commandments


Cassie- And just to touch on what you said Baby, Alex Jones routinely says that there’s really no place you can move to escape the NWO, He’s never really promoted moving out of the US, he talks about it and then follows up with it doesn’t matter where you move to, NWO is world wide


Cassie- And I don’t believe everything I hear on talk radio, or on youtube…. I’m not a gullible person, and I have done independent research into all these issues


Trey- Just to show how ineffective beauocracy is look up public data on global life expectancy slowly increasing the last 100 years. Their soft kill is not working.


Cassie- You don’t think? You should look up the stats on cancer rates and other serious conditions, including genetic conditions. We’ve become a country of fat pigs rolling in chemicals and scarfing down GMOs containing pesticides


Oh no, my interview devolved into a spouse fight! Just to warn you, I am going to use this like it is.


Final question- What is the most important tool in a marriage to solve basic ideological differences?


Cassie- lol!!! This was in no way a spouse fight, or even a disagreement really. There’s tons of things Trey and I don’t see eye to eye on… Anytime Trey and I have a MAJOR issue, we do what a lot of other people in relationships don’t do… We sit down and really talk it out, and delve into the psychological mechanics of why I think this, and why he thinks that, and typically in the end we don’t have to agree, as long as we understand where the other person is coming from on their view. I didn’t realize this was your interview question either… I just thought you sent me the wall post to ask me about conspiracy theories because you were curious! HA!! I totally forgot about the whole “Like” your status and you would send a question thing… how funny


Trey- We dont solve idealogical differencez Josh, we just let them be. No matter what happens I will still go visit Cassie when they relocate her to FEMA camp.


Thank you, ma’am. Have a shpadoinkle night!


Cassie- Pfff!!! Very funny ROBERT (Trey)! Have a terrific evening Mr. Hotchkin!


Will probably publish this in the next bunch on Monday. Feel free to interview me back if you so desire.


Cassie- Oh crap…. you’re going to publish this?? People are going to think I’m a NUT. lol


Cassie- But- It’s the truth, so go ahead, Maybe it will inspire some people to do research on it and wake up to what’s going on, either that, or they will just think i’m nuts, guess I don’t care either way!


The only people who read me are total screwballs. Don’t worry.


Interview- Eric

Interview with Eric C. Smith October 2012


If you absolutely had to commit either necrophilia or bestiality, which would you choose? Explain why.


Eric- If I had to commit one or the other, it would have to be necrophilia. However I am curious on the particular “level of decomposition” the body (definately female) would be in. Since you did not specify, I will just assume she is a “freshie”. Although no longer among the land of the living, there are lots of products on the market that will keep things properly “wet & slippery”. One could also even use heating pads or lamps to “warm” the body beforehand so that you are not bone-ing a fleshcicle. I hope this properly answers your quiz, but perhaps I have put a little too much thought & detail into my answer. Then again, that’s probably what you were looking for.


Say that you did not have to commit either but had to tell your grandmother the story of having done so none-the-less. Which would it be then and what would be the story?


Eric- I would tell the story to her verbatim. She would not understand what I meant & would forget about it by the next day at the latest. After all, you did say MY grandmother.


What is the ugliest, most hateful thing you have ever done?


Eric- Ugliest & most hateful, hmmmm…. Once when I was about 12, I poisoned my fish so that I could use the cleaned out aquarium to get 2 pet gerbils. That might qualify more as sick & twisted than ugly & hateful, but it was the first thing that came to mind.


Thank you, sir. Have a shpadoinkle day!


Interview- Ryan: Part 2

Interview with Ryan Ackerman pt.2 October 2012

Ryan was concerned that I had let him off too easily in the last interview so I agreed to a second.


Are claims by scientists that Universe is a computer simulation or a 3D hologram scientific, even though there is no way to falsify or prove such a claim except through abstract theories and math (although not experimentally)? Why or why not?


Ryan- I have barely delved into metaphysics. So as an amateur I can only say that your question is confining. To start with, the way that we perceive color leads me to believe this theory is not as far fetched as it sounds. I have never been satisfied with the concept behind “I think, therefore I am” either. I do however have serious doubts about the involvement of a man made computer, or any computer as we know it. That does not rule out time travel and technologies way beyond our age (as we know it). But I think all math is like it’s interior sector or statistics. You can use it for any purpose and make it support almost anything. Once you reach the upper echelon of math, there really are very few people that you couldn’t fool into believing that your calculations are accurate and prove your theory.


But my gut instinct answer is that this claim by scientists is being misused or misunderstood, and is a minor minority segments view at that. That doesn’t say it’s wrong, but it does make me feel that the fact that I am not driven to seek the answer to the 3D hologram computer simulations is the right decision and frees me up for discourse and happy time that syncs with my life as I know it.


Do you find such claims harmful to the credibility of science? Should science therefore accept a coexistence with metaphysics and create a new language so that claims of both scientific and metaphysical natures can coexist and not violate the principles of science while still allowing it to branch out into the meaning and purpose of our existence?


Ryan- I don’t. I think science is realistic. Critics of science often talk about scientific dogma. I don’t think that really exists except when science is being done wrong. When religion is done right, dogma should exist.


However, I think science should be open to metaphysics. I think great minds in science have always recognized that without this kind of open ideology, invention, ideas, creation, artistry, etc don’t exist. And science and art are such a beautiful pairing. I’m all for a pairing and rearranging of all types of ridged methodologies. Flexibility, discourse and creativity are what all things need.


The reason that most people give for eschewing metaphysics over science is that science is able to be proven through experimentation. With no way to prove metaphysical assertions it is thought to be a pointless endeavor. Do you think that proof is even possible in any discipline without an absolute objective source and that our ego-driven need for proof is itself a limiting dogma of our conscious experience?



Ryan- I think we are capable of much more than the hands we are dealt. Those cards come from a manufacturing plant that manufactures rules made of solid brick. People get stuck behind rules and guidelines because our minds are little organizers of perceptions. We put everything we perceive into these brick organized dividers to make life easier to perceive with this brain we are given. It’s the easy way. It’s the concept of Occam’s Razor. It’s being satisfied with the easy answer that “works” for our mind that someone has already laid out into the collective consciousness. Reality? Who knows? But it sure is fun to come up with new ways to understand what’s out there.


Thank you, sir. Have a shpadoinkle day!



Interview- Brian

Interview with Brian Kling October 2012


What sort of jokes do you find personally offensive and not ever acceptable and for what reason?


Brian- I find nothing personally offensive, be it jokes or ad hominem attacks. There are certain types of jokes I do not usually enjoy. Blue jokes for example, but with everything there are exceptions. I did find Danny Tanner funny when I saw him live. But I’ve never been able to sit through a single episode of Two and a Half Men, because it seems like one extended dick joke (see what I did there?).


What do you think the nature of humor is? What makes things funny in general?


Brian- Tricky question. It seems counterintuitive, but funny is pain. When people are faced with experiences that are painful, we laugh at them. Doesn’t make sense, but it’s true. At the root of all of our jokes is suffering. Slapsitck is the best example, but it’s deeper than that. Comics are depressed, lonely people. Think of the humorous stories you tell about your life, I’ll bet the majority of them come from events that were not very fun at the time. Humor is usually in the delivery (people who know me in person know this well). I can tell the exact same story about some of my “adventures” and I can make the listener cry in agony or cry in laughter. Same story, same result (crying), different method. Pain is funny and sad at the same time.


I like the Incongruity Theory of Humor which states that humor is a product of dissonant information. When something is clearly wrong in some way, humor is like a pressure release valve to prevent us from going into fight or flight or utter confusion. Pain is certainly something that causes incongruities. You are supposed to stay safe and failing to do so becomes funny thusly. Some people also experience pain as pleasure without any humor involved. Although pain evolved as a warning mechanism in the biological machine, it seems to have spawned some pretty interesting auxiliary uses. Can you think of another way in which pain is used or accepted in seemingly incongruous ways or that it could be used in the future with positive results?


Brian- No.


Thank you, sir. Have a shpadoinkle night!


Interview- Candace

Interview with Candace Kelley October 2012


Why do you think human beings are so quick to solve their problems through punishment or revenge rather than by other more humane and effective methods?


Candace- Most of us grow up being punished for bad behavior by our parents or other adults. Siblings and peers seek revenge against us for slights, real or imagined, throughout our lives. This teaches us from a very early age that if someone makes a mistake, they deserve punishment. If someone hurts you, revenge is your right.


Do you think that this is absolutely a learned behavior or that it may have some instinctual element to it? If the former is part of the equation is it possible that we could ever rid ourselves of acting on those impulses as individuals and as a society and how?



Candace- I do think that there is an instinctual element to it. We are animals after all. If you look at a pack of dogs long enough, you will see a few things. At first, the dogs will fight to determine a leader. One dog bites another. The dog who has been bitten will make an instinctual move to either bite back, or to submit to the stronger dog. This happens in an instant, without a ‘Gee, Spike, I’ll have to get back to you later when I’ve had a chance to think things through as far as my status in this pack goes…’. Eventually, the pecking order is established, and will remain until the top dog is obsolete. Now if you take the same dogs and neuter them prior to putting them into the pack, you will see an entirely different scene play out. I do not think that we want to neuter mankind, even if it does improve society as a whole by obtaining a more peaceful existence.


So, in essence, we are better off accepting some of our species shortcomings because it makes life what it is? I can agree with that. If change comes it will be through evolving our consciousness and not through force. In the meantime, what sort of alternatives do you think that we could be applying to social problems to ease the trauma of these human issues while breaking the cycle of punishment and advancing us towards a more humane future?


Candace- Yes. I think if we are looking to break the cycle of say… stealing, we must look to why the thief is doing what he does, instead of simply tossing the thief into a cage as punishment and robbing his wallet in exchange for release. For instance, if the thief is stealing food, perhaps he is hungry? Stealing money to pay bills? Buy drugs? Once the reason behind the act is determined we can focus our efforts, as an enlightened society, toward solving the problems which motivate this societal deviant. This is the only way to break the cycle. I believe that there will always be certain people who cause mayhem because something inside of them is broken, and because of these people we will still need cages in some form, perhaps a distant island where they can be sent, as some people just can’t be ‘fixed’. It is this reality which brought about prisons in their earliest forms, and which has led us to the current state of justice perversion under which we live in modern times.


Thank you, ma’am. Have a shpadoinkle day!



Interview- Sara

Interview with Sara North October 2012


What is your most embarrassing moment on the internet?


Sara- I farted when no one was listening… LOL. No, but seriously, probably naked pictures I would really rather no one saw. I prefer airbrushing first, LOL!


Would you be more comfortable with 1,000 strangers seeing you naked online or ten strangers seeing you naked in real life given that you would never see or meet any of these people after the incidence of nudity?


Sara- Probably the 1000… just because if there is more of them its modeling, higher class stigma. If its 10 of them in person its more like the stigma with that is cheap or slutty… on the other hand, some of the bondage clubs around here have smaller events and those count as demonstrations so…. guess it depends on WHY I was naked then…


Would you like to live in a world in which nudity in public was commonplace? Why or why not?

How do you think that would change social structures and attitudes if it did happen?


Sara- Hells yes. This uptight Protestant view of morality and sex is sickening… uneducated children having babies because of parents to afraid to use the “S” word. Or how about not being able to use the word “penis” or “vagina” at the office because it might offend the over 50 religious types… who the hell decided the body was “dirty”? I dont see any reason we need to walk about naked, its cold. But you know, if men can walk around without shirts, why cant women wear bikini tops without the cops hassling them for “indecent? Whats with blaming women’s slutty clothes with why a man rapped her? What, did my CLOTHES make you do it?! Held a gun to your head and MADE YOU? Just doesnt make sense… if we didnt make everything “taboo” no one would give as much as 2 craps for it…


Sara- And you know, I dont cover my chairs or table legs either… damn Victorian ideals.


Thank you, ma’am. Have a shpadoinkle day!


Interview- Talos

Interview with Talos D’Loristo October 2012


What purpose do you suppose dreams serve, if any, to our higher levels of consciousness?


Talos- I can’t answer for anyone, hardly even myself, being i can’t retain enough data on the subject. We know all about the wake-up part, where the dream distorts and the light of reason shines through to remind us that all we just been through was a false reality. What i don’t know is wether or not the same thing happens once we start dreaming again. There also seems to be different levels of dream. The difference between reading and conversing on subjects vs. the classic “lol, nakid during test” joke.. Jumping/flying, strange lead roles of people who seem like they’re not a part of your dream, but merely guides… *shrugs* If i had more of Jung’s material, i may have had a better answer. Also, if we had a way to actually record dream experiences first hand like they did in that episode of Max Headrom, and others, it’d be easier to make deductions.


To your question, perhaps it is those higher level dreams, the ones of depth and detail, maybe our higher consciousness is in its natural state, unburdened by our ego programming? The seeming apparent messages are the stepping bits to our evolving states?


Crowley was big on the concept of the Holy Guardian Angel being the evolved, higher soul of an individual, which guided man to his own mastery, perhaps dreams are exactly that to those who know how to see/hear, as the old saying goes.


Talos- Those who can see, will see rightly. ~ Rosicross and other invisible college texts.


As such, do you feel that dreams are something that we should try to control through methods like lucid dreaming or something we should experience in a raw unfettered state?


Talos- I’ve never been able to go to bed with the pure intention of lucidity. It just sort of happens, and those tymes that it does happen, something in the dream eventually glitches or pulls me back in. Having nothing more than random lucidity it seems to act as place marks that help me to remember more than usual. Triggers are random and i can’t explain what the experience would be like full lucid.


In those states the mind feels tired, the weight of thinking is mired by unusual. Sometymes this forces me awake. I actually dreamt of a wake-up person once. She asked me some question while sipping on coffee. I had an overwhelming familiarity with her, yet had no idea who she was. I mumbled out an answer uncomfortably, and she responded with “that’s ok, you can’t sleep forever.” I suddenly had to know who she was, but as soon as i attempted to look at her, i woke up.


The only two othertymes i can currently recall involved nightmares. One i was being chased by some monstrosity or another, the details lost to me now, but as i ran, i suddenly recognized the dreamscape as a particular Cemetery i was always trying to get to the top of. It was situated on a hill, surrounded by houses, but the oldness of the place always drew me in, and it was if there was a certain stone formation i was always looking for specifically and i’d know it when i finally found it. Actually, this area itself is kind of a source of its own lucidity, as the territory around it expands in my memory, the trigger to find and explore this area semi-freely expands as well. (realizing this itself may come off as dreamspeak, but i got no other words for it.) I say semi-freely because my dreaming self seems to be more easily distracted than my wakeside, and i either fall for some bait, or the scene just changes over. Sometymes i wonder that what ever this area is, i’m not supposed to find what ever it is, and there are programs put forth to keep me from it.


The other nightmare i actually managed to partition off, but it continued following me around as some kind of stick-puppet with theater type doorway. I hated that part of the dream and wanted nothing to do with it, so somehow sidestepped from the nightmare to the outside of it and thought i was done. I had a moment where i was looking around, trying to get bearing on where ever i was, and then distractions arose and i started into dream again, from the dream, the nightmare would creep it’s icon in, and then the nightmare would try to envelope the area i was in. As long as i could look it in it’s strangely painted eyes, it would stay put, but always just behind me. Again, this situation made me feel more tired than usual when i woke for daywalkies.


My question here would be, what purpose, if any do nightmares serve? Have i cheated myself out of some nocturnal lesson for finding outs in these situations? Or was the experiences of manipulating around it the better lesson?


I can definitely see a greater import to daytyme lucidity. Many people knee-jerk to such things as emotions, internet arguments, and other social type programs. It’s difficult for people to deal with day-to-day relations without automatically responding with conditioning. “SHE CHEATED ON MES, I IS MADZ! GRRRR!” can be sidestepped like the other nightmare to be “Well humans are addicted to pleasure, and are just animals in clothing, and i’m sure what ever the situation that brought these results were reasonable enough to be followed at the tyme so i guess, yeah…” Though the meta would be to question why they didn’t consciously interrupt their own lust programs in tyme to avoid bringing emotionally programmed hurt to the party of the first part. And like the first nightmare, if we can expand the territory before an emotional response, we can try to consciously navigate to…um… the sacred treasure or something (*wavey hands go “oooooooooo” dramatically*)


So in answer: Yes, Lucidity is important at every waking moment… once we master that, it’s highly likely it will be much easier during sleep.


Talos- Also, the “raw-unfettered state” of waking reality isn’t working out too well.


As you mentioned before, our sleeping lives are ego-free affairs. Wouldn’t increased lucidity in dreams thus insert more ego and perhaps spoil some higher function of our consciousness where egos are unwelcome and perhaps harmful to existential purposes we do not understand?


Talos- That would maybe explain why moments of lucidity fade quickly in dreams. It’s that whole “Not allowed” feeling i mentioned earlier. Again though, being most of us sleepwalk naturally even in wakefulness, it may be a totally different thing once we can master being awake. Otherwise, i can’t really speculate much more on the hypothetical. Lack of experience and all.


Thank you, sir. Have a shpadoinkle day!



Interview- Ryan

Interview with Ryan Ackerman 10/12/19



Where does it hurt the most?



Ryan- In my roots. It makes it so hard to pick up and travel.



Speaking of roots, modern transportation allows us to spread out from our families like never before in the past. What long term consequences, good and/or bad, do you think this holds for our society and ideas about family?



Ryan- I use video chat with my kids when I travel for work. I hate it. It makes me hate not being there face to face. Transportation is expensive. Gas is almost $5 a gallon where I live now. I want to plant more roots and start a farm. But I would love to travel with the family, and the pets. I need a teleporter. So that’s my take. Our modern transportation technology is too expensive and slow. Cheap teleportation or nothing for me.



Say that we had teleportation but the price was that you would age as much as it would take you to travel to that place by bicycle. Would this be a fair cost and how much would this affect your use of the technology?



Ryan- I already hate flying. It’s such a hassle. Aging as a price to travel? That’s an easy no. I just want to travel to exotic places with the family. Nothing is stopping me but money and convenience. And those are stopping me currently just fine.



Thank you, sir. Have a shpadoinkle night!


Interview- Trish

Interview with Trish Burgeson 10/19/12



What led you to the liberty movement and to learn about basic principles of Austrian economics and the non-aggression principle?



Trish- Well, i guess the underlining thing that got me into all of the above is 9/11. Although i didn’t see it for what it was really(or did and doubted myself) at first, over the years i heard things here and there i wanted to check out. Once i started into that, i later found Dr. Ron Paul, and furthered myself and my want to learn about the liberty movement and sound money and such. Since then, i think i have grown again, and realize now that even if the doctor won, nothing would really change, the whole system is fucked, and so now i am getting into voluntarism and anarchism. Also, getting involved with Paul People was what ultimately led me to wanting to eat organically, stop eating fast foods, and just be healthier in general.



Do you think that the distant human future will also work best according to these principles ar do you think that as we evolve and so does technology that new social/economic paradigms might eventually be favorable to ones based on the principles of individualism? What do you see long term and why?



Trish- Hmmm….well i can say right now, i dont think society should mean.more, or get more liberties granted as individuals. If it is growing in that direction i think that would be wrong way to go. I think as a society our goals and stuff will change and evolve, but as idividuals, we should all take pride in ourselves and be free to do as we please.

What do i see long term…

Umm…i see us bankrupting ourselves soon, so i think that will have a HUGE impact on our future. Any country or kingdom that has ever spread itself out this thin has collapsed. We also have been using up all the planets resources over greed, and i believe long term, unless we make huge changes, we are going to see our planet running out of fresh water and other critical things that no one really thinks enough about to care. We could have been running.our cars off hemp and other.oils this whole time…but instead we purchase gas from BP for over 5$ a fucking gallon!!!



Besides societal and physical evolution, what else do you think may lay ahead for humans as conscious beings?



Trish- I believe we are (as we are now, i believe the.ancient people were much more “in touch” than we are) soo far out of touch with the spiritual rhelm, and our spiritual conscious….if we can go in the right path i think it will be in the direction of having a more advanced spiritual development, and a greater connection to everything around us. I believe psychedelics help us connect with other dimensions and help us understand ourselves on a deeper level, and that’s one reason why the government keeps us away from those kinds of things. And when i say spiritual stuff, i am not referring to “god.”



Thank you, ma’am. Have a shpadoinkle night!



Interview- Ian

Interview with Ian Koehler 10/19/12



You have two fags in your mouth and you’re three of them, where did you set the butter?



Ian- On the fridge, but it fell off.



If you were a python what would you refuse to wrap yourself around?



Ian- Any given Cobra, or James Brown



Assume James Brown was actually a shape shifting alien that had a mission which he used music to achieve but was totally unrelated to music. What would that mission be likely to have been?



Ian- To promote the awareness of Haggas



Thank you, sir. Have a shpadoinkle night!


Interview- Kim

Interview with Kim Miller 10/19/12



What kind of music would Satan most likely listen to and why?



Kim- I’m thinking jam bands. He’s a big fan of 25 min. guitar solos. I’ve heard he’s been to every Widespread show, EVER.



If you caught one of your children experimenting with Phish, how would you react?



Kim- Splendidly. At least it’s not The Grateful Dead.



What would Satans least favorite national park be, and why?



Kim- Hmmm. Thats a thinker. Too bad you didnt ask his favorite, thats easy. I’m gonna say the everglades, cause we all know Satan hates humidity and old douchbags!



Thank you, ma’am. Have a shpadoinkle night.



Interview- Mellisa

Interview with Melissa Tague 10/19/12



What is the perfect number of humans on planet earth?



Melissa- 600 billion



We now have 7 billion and many starve to death or cannot get water or other life sustaining items. If we could solve those practical problems, do you think there would still be social problems related to that number?



Melissa- Yes. There will always be greed and hate. There will always be people trying to put others down or making it so that life sustaining items are not available for all. There will always be persons who just plain won’t share.



If there were none of those people would life be very interesting to you?



Melissa- because life is what you make it. Watch facebook at any given time and there is drama going on. If you take that away there is the fun of games and reuniting with friends. Same as life. I took out the “haters” long ago and now I see the beauty in life. I live where there is wonderful scenery no matter the season, I see much of the wildlife roaming free, and I get to witness people being kind to one another. Life is always interesting, it just depends on your point of view.



Until editing the interviews I did not realize I had gone one long on this one.


But don’t you think that without some darkness we would not recognize the beauty of the light? If we did not have evil would we not have good reasons and examples to make us strive to be better?



Melissa- No. When the Rapture comes God will rid the world of all evil. All of Heaven will come to be on earth.



Thank you, ma’am. Have a shpadoinkle day!



Interview- Catherine

Interview with Catherine ‘Badonkadonkbear’ Olson 10/19/12



Why do you think so many people are willing to support the politicians and policies behind warfare even though they stand morally opposed?



Catherine- Baa baa, black sheep, have you any wool?



Are you avoiding the question or did Mother Hubbard possess your eternal soul for some unpaid debt?



Catherine- I answered the question. Because people are complacent. Complacent people, regardless of belief system, tend to get herded. Baaaaa…. I think I am in the mood for lamb chops, love chop. Spare any mint jelly?



How pleased were you with the number of touchdowns you scored last season?



Catherine- Well, considering the amount of ball-handling involved, very, very pleased!



Thank you, ma’am. Have a shpadoinkle night!



Interviews- Joshua

Interview with Joshua Hansen 10/19/12

People always talk about bags of dicks but they never elaborate the details of this artifact. How many dicks, what kind of bag and what else does this conjure up when you hear it.


Joshua- I like to envision an eco-friendly bio-degradable duffle bag filled with 30 boners of different length, girth, and color. Like a multi-cultural kaleidoscope of dong. But the various penises are only really seperate and distinct within perception. They represent a unified dong ‘substance’, as everyone knows that there are essentially two substances, physical substance and the indivisible dong substance, which act upon each other to constitute the metaphysical “wholeness”.


Joshua- our dongs throb as one…


If one had a metaphysical hole to penetrate with their physical penis, what do you suppose the long term effects on their personality would be and how tight and wet are those holes?


Joshua- the nothingness of the metaphysical hole isn’t a sort of ‘something’ which we could discuss in a meaningful manner. it would equivocate to the negation of negation penetrating the absence. this is hard to clearly envision in the minds eye, but when one cognitively exerts themselves it is self-evident that that shit would be mad hella tight, yo…


Who do you think would have a tighter hole; a bigfoot or a unicorn? And is a bigfoot fucking a unicorn the same as the thought of a bigfoot fucking a unicorn epistemilogically and ontologically?


Joshua- Bigfoot’s are well known for the sloppiness of their major orifices. Epistemologically they are similar, as neither pertain to ‘knowledge of’, ‘knowledge how’, or ‘knowledge that’. Ontologically they are different, as one is potential and one is actual. Axiologically, they are dissimilar, as the first scenario is an abomination to natural law and the divine intellect, while the second is both morally permissible and the highest realization of erotic potentiality. Also, it’s hawt.


Thank you, sir. Have a shpadoinkle night!



Interviews- Faleisha

Interview with Faleisha Fleck 10/19/12
If there were a one-size-fits-all heaven, what do you think it would look like?



Faleisha- That’s tough. My first thought was it’s not possible because people have varied ideas of what is pleasant. I then starting going through what my idea of heaven is and what is generally pleasing to all. What I decided was a grassy field with fruit trees. Weather is always 68 degrees with mild humidity. And puffy clouds.



What is more evil- A man who says he will do bad things and does them or a man who says he will not do them and yet still does?



Faleisha- At their core both are evil. However, personally I feel that the man who says he won’t but does probably does more damage. The first guy, you expect evil. You know it will happen. The second guy you trust to keep his word and when he doesn’t, it’s painful. Not only has the second man done something bad but he has betrayed your trust.



Is there any real difference, then, between those who support either man?



Faleisha- Short and sweet? No, there is no difference assuming the people have the information given in question 2.



Thank you, ma’am. Have a shpadoinkle night.



At this point I decided that there was one more question necessary to round the discussion out so I asked on further question.


Would not seeking that information if it is available not itself result in and thus be just as evil?



Faleisha- Yes dear, we should always seek as much information as we can gather. Always in all things



Interview- Marcus

Interview with Marcus Dean Malone 10/19/12



If you were ask to make the most horrible tasting, yet perfectly edible sandwich, what would it be?



Marcus- first thing that came to mind is a peanut butter cap’n crunch, curry, and dill pickles on rye



Sounds awful. Who do you think deserves to have to eat this sandwich for artistic treachery and why?



Marcus- I was gonna go political, but fuck that. Robert Pattinson, I need no reason



Would you rather sleep with a perfect ten once or have a lifetime supply of your favorite candy?



Marcus- tough call, if I died tomorrow the lifetime supply would be moot… I’ll go with the sex, live for today I say



Thank you, sir. Have a shpadoinkle night!


Interview with Shawna

What is your earliest musical memory?

Shawna- listening to The Beatles – Abbey Road on my dad’s big giant stereo cabinet and obsessing over the album cover of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band and all the famous people in the crowd. also was obsessed with the art work on The Rolling Stones – Some Girls album. first song that ever made me feel sad was The Beatles -Golden Slumbers, Carry That Weight, The End. to me they were all the same song.

If you had to have sex with one Beatle when they were 16, who would it be. (you are your current age)

Shawna- Pete Best because Ringo didn’t join them until he was 20? i think?

Shawna- i should feel wrong answering that hahhahaha!

What is the biggest problem with senior citizens these days?

Shawna- i have zero issues with them. i LOVE old people. i love hearing stories about their younger years.

Thank you, ma’am. Have a shpadoinkle night!